Stormy Daniels' Book Says Trump's Penis Looks Like Toad From 'Mario Kart'

Stormy Daniels' Book Says Trump's Penis Looks Like Toad From 'Mario Kart'

Stormy Daniels' Book Says Trump's Penis Looks Like Toad From 'Mario Kart'

According to the Guardian, Daniels says she slept with Trump after a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Calif., where he was wearing a red baseball cap reminiscent of the MAGA headgear he'd later make famous.

The pornographic actress, who alleges she had an affair with Donald Trump back in 2007 following a celebrity golf tournament (while he was still married to current wife Melania), intimated rather private details about the president in the new tome, Full Disclosure, which hits stores on October 2.

Thousands and thousands of years ago, when our ancestors somewhere on the shores of the Black Sea were speaking the rudiments of what would soon become Proto-Indo-European language and, much later, English as we now recognise it, there was no way anyone could have anticipated these words being put in this order: Donald Trump allegedly has a penis shaped like Toad from Mario Kart.


Her lawyer, Michael Avenatti, even claims the book is Daniels's "description of her life and role as a modern woman unafraid to speak truth to power". To help you out - a toadstool is the cartoon mushroom character in the popular Nintendo game, Mario Kart. "And we can devise your technique". "It has a huge mushroom head".

"It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion", she writes. The Guardian speculates that the plan was related to Clinton's run for the Democratic party's presidential nomination.

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